3:00 AM epiphany
Last night, I watched the oldest episode of The FX comedy “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” that was on my “Hulu” Queue. The episode is called “The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis” and it’s great, but: that’s not what dawned on me. What did, though, was the paragon of the “gang” or “posse” if you will, which consists of...
whats your favorite piece of jewelry? Well, I don’t wear much jewelry so… Oh, wait! Duh! The Power Ring bestowed unto me by the Guards of the universe as I said the oath: “In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!” So that ring is...
@thejuanreyes smells like #information– Lindley Ross.
oh god -_- the earth been mad shook latley :( – Someone, commenting on someone else’s Facebook Status who was just informed about the earthquake, followed by an lol.
teh tehhh tehh tehh *gets louder*: anti-jokes →
A man walks into a bar. He sits down, gestures at the nearby mounted television, and strikes up a lively conversation with the man next to him. They are each delighted to find the other is a fan of the Boston Celtics. A German man, a Chinese man, and an American man are on a plane. They are all… You Inspire me, Andrew. Honestly :’]
Different news sites for breaking news on Chilean... →
I can’t wait for that new “Last Air-bender movie– anyone who’s really stupid and has terrible taste.
I was totally about to
Post something here, and I know it was probably going to be either kind of interesting or a little funny, but for the life of me: I can’t remember what it was.
why did your Goldfish have a stutter? “So don’t you go dare go”…? shut up, I noticed too late to do anything about it. Riddle me this, Juan:
if a goldfish could talk, what would it say? I can see both infrared and ultraviolet light, so I have a far greater spectrum of light and color than you. Please stop thinking of me as less than you. Just by being, I am doing things you wish you could do, seeing things you wish you could see. And I rarely stop looking at it, Since I can’t close my eyes. Yeah, I sleep with...
AHHH!!! MY DRAWING WAS FEATURED!!! :D →
Between My Mom and Myself
[After discussing a friends' huge tattoo]
Mom: Wow, I can't believe it.
Me: Yeah, It's huge.
Mom: wow, she's gonna have to live with that.
Me: I know
Mom: That must have really hurt..
Mom: I don't know, it just looks really big, kind of ugly.
Me: Yeah, I'd still hit that though.
leejay: Gabe & Leejay - Backstage Rehearsal...
If I hadn’t given up on MySpace a long time...
I wish someone would have high 5'd me then.
[Continued from another conversation]...
Me: Yeah, I guess I'm kinda boring if you think of it like that.
Friend: Really? Never gotten drunk?
Friend: wow, and no drugs?
Me: I didn't say that, now did I?
Friend: oh Shit! ha ha, so what, you smoke weed or something?
Me: Yeah, Ever since I started college, every now and then I like to get high. Helps me loosen up.
Friend: really? wow I didn't know that.
Me: Nah, I'm just messing with ya.
Me: Yeah, I was lying.
Friend: so, you've actually never done any drugs or alcohol?
Me: I have my shit together, Thanks.
I'm literally going to the Tumblr reading tomorrow...
notveryraven: Literally. I’m figuratively jealous, Literally.
I can't explain it
But when I burped right now, I tasted everything. I tasted EVERYTHING. You don’t know what I mean. Hell, I can’t explain it. But it was life-changing. Maybe because I had a chicken salad earlier and then some of that stupid “Chili-infused dark-chocolate” but either way, I just tasted EVERYTHING. And it was gross.
eatsleepdraw: tuneage & eatsleepdraw design... →
Tuneage wants to make awesome t-shirts for its readers, and they are asking the Eatsleepdraw community to design them! Guidelines: - The theme for these designs is “VINTAGE” (as it relates to music). - Use as many colors are you would like. - It doesn’t actually need to have the word… Count me in! :D
This happened yesterday, While cleaning/organizing
Me: Why does "Robin" have a taser?
Me: Yeah, Look: Robin's just tasing that guy and Batman's Okay with it, that's pretty boring.
Sister: Tasing? That's a pretty lazy thing for them to do.
Mom: WHOA. Who's Robin and what's a taser!?