January 2012
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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effington: If you continue using missing-e everyone you love will die
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I like to think that every night, right before broadcast, an anchor at Univision throws a dart at a wall covered in pictures of food and drinks to see which one “a recent study shows” causes cancer.  PS today, milk. Yesterday, gummy bears.  
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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vondell-swain: I really want a jeopardy clue to be “baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more” and then the contestants have to say “what is love?” what is love has been out for like 30 years I hope that has happened at some point also I want a clue to be “the writing end of a pencil” and then the contestants have to say “what is the point?”
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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See You At Murder Mansion!
pulpcovers: via http://pulpcovers.com/see-you-at-murder-mansion Why would anyone go there? 
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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WatchWatch
theneonindian: ghdos: babyboygreen: Best.  Scene.  Ever. My childhood will forever be marred by the fact that me and my siblings never did anything like this. <333333 I have no idea what happens after we die, but I sincerely hope that I’ve been morally good enough to be brought back as a Huxtable. 
Dec 26th
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pezzz replied to your post: Hey, if you’re following me on twitter That bastard fuck. I hope the guilt Juants that little prick. I sincerely hope Juan Reyes isn’t an asshole >:( 
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: some of your really dumb posts get fifteen or more posts... how many followers do you even have.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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bcuzimj replied to your photo: Spice up any holiday party by secretly going as a… You remind me of the Brawny guy. I’m actually the Brjuany guy, the Hispanic alternative. 
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Drake: we should talk about our feelings
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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unicornery replied to your photo: Gross, that’s a lot. And I feel like there’s… That’s actually my full name. KJuanzaa Halloween Dia De Reyes but I shortened it because I’m ashamed of my festive heritage. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Now, I want to preface this by saying there are...
thenewhotness: But, if they switched the words in the title around…it would be a start.
Dec 22nd
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vondell-swain: I think I heard on the History Channel that freemasons are planning to take over America, with help from aliens with help from ancient aliens
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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A list of jokes about "How To Make It In America"...
bestrooftalkever: “I guess they didn’t”
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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So,
You’re telling me I woke up from my post-finals slumber to find out that both How to make it in America AND Bored to death are being Cancelled? More sleep for me then. But this time,  more tears. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Awww
It’s my second anniversary on tumblr you guys :’)  The following year will be my terrible twos or whatever. BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM I’M A TODDLER :D 
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Oh my, →
I forgot about these. I should keep it going this year!!!  But I’m lazy and it got more difficult every day.  Still, it could have been something. 
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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