The Juan Reyes: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Feb 28th

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steve-kim: I have experimented on myself for a lifetime and so have become and expert in the science of failure.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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There was no red carpet, no pre-coverage on “E!” There was no Oscar anything, at least not for me. I did not watch the oscars, I do not know who won. I was eating buffalo wings, because Spicy food is more fun! I wasn’t on the internet, by now, the spoilers: gone. I’ll wait until tomorrow. to learn the fate of a “Black Swan” I’m not...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Liveblogging the Oscars

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Mom: Oh my God. What's that smell? It's so strong. 
Me: My headphones broke
Mom: Okay, that sucks, but- 
 [I interrupt]
Me: My $30 headphones broke. That's the second highest amount I've ever paid for headphones, and they didn't last at all. 
Mom: I get it, but that doesn't explain the smell
Me: I'm sorry, sometimes, I febreze when I'm sad.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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It seems like every day

I will get an “Invitation” on facebook to attend a party at a club I’ll never go to with people I barely remember from middle school. The poster will be badly designed. And the flyers will be all over Brooklyn for about a week. There is ALWAYS a picture of a woman in her underwear, and a body of text similar to this: DJ BOODO PRESENTS: DA MARKIE SWING’S...

Feb 26th

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╔══════════════ ೋღ ღೋ ══════════════╗ If you miss someone that’s in heaven, put this as your status! ╚══════════════ ೋღ ღೋ ══════════════

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Smiles

MOM: Yep! :-D laughing smiley!
MOM: My favorite o:-) angel smiley
MOM: :-{} lipstick smiley
MOM: :-)) a really happy smiley!
MOM: @:-) turban smiley
MOM: You’re gonna love this one I just made up and sent for a birthday! 
MOM: :^))

Feb 26th

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My dad's really enjoying "Youth in Revolt"

and I’m really enjoying this bag of leftover Valentine’s Day chocolates I just bumped into.

Feb 26th

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sencela asked: in what way do you consider yourself a viking?

Feb 25th

bryanthephotogeek asked: Dear Juan stop reading my mind
Sincerely bryan

Feb 25th

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