The Juan Reyes

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June 2011

September '09 I flunked out of Philosophy 101

One of the reasons I failed it was because it was my first semester in college, ever, my schedule was way too full and it was overwhelming me, but mostly: it was categorical syllogisms. Once they were thrown in to the mix, I essentially threw myself out. I had too much on my plate then to deal with additional venn diagrams which as we all know, are the worst kind of diagram. Not to be confused...

May 2011

Anonymous asked: You can ask her though
http://thisdoesnotsuck.tumblr.com/

effington replied to your post:RE: :”’C How do people do this? - THEY FUCKING TRY juan Anna. Before you say anything, I just wanna say that I’m a pretty big “Fight Club” fan. quixotic-exotic replied to your post:RE: :”’C How do people do this? - THEY FUCKING TRY. What an asshole. Don’t let that dick get to you. I personally love your hair. And this chick’s opinion...

thejuanreyes asked: RE: :'''C How do people do this?
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THEY FUCKING TRY. Trial and error you dipshit. Maybe if you used your colored pencils for more than just sketches you'd actually learn how to use them.

And your hair is dumb.

Every time I start to feel a bit down

thejuanreyes: I remember that my best friends Cakedogg & Presentcat exist, and everything is fine. JUST REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I’VE NOTICED A LOT OF YOU ARE FEELIN’ DOWN TODAY. WELL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JOIN THE PARTY, BROS.

thedailywhat: Celebrity Chef of the Day: Nick Offerman cooks the Ron Swanson Turkey Burger he would later consume on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. [lnwjf / eater.] Does anyone have ties to the Food Network? Because come on. Nick Offerman needs a cooking show.

MTV is rebooting "Full House"

It’s supposed to take place on “The Shore” They’re adding another, older child to the Tanner family, by the name of Spray.

sencela asked: While watching this week's episode of Doctor Who, I had a breakthrough. If we paint you purple, dress you up in shiny plastic things, give you a gun, and if you speak in your Seth Rogen voice (sans the laughter), you would be a perfect Doctor Who monster.

zgulliksen asked: O.m.g.

Okay so I know youre like super tumblr famous and you probably dont have time to talk to all of your fans but I just wanted to say that I'm really really really really really really enamored with you. I loved your audio voice thing!

So um yeah. You're super adorable and it would be kinda awesome if one day we could hang out.

peterberkman: EPIC. AS. FUCK. (via luke)

Angry Birds is an app on Google Chrome now.

cookiebelle: There goes my productivity all day. http://chrome.angrybirds.com/

carolljay replied to your post: The Hangover: Part II Bradley Cooper, I can’t even look at him w/o it hurting that I can’t be with him T_T His eyes are actually made of stars and his face was carved by all of the gods, ever, of every religion. Too far (maybe) but damn it all if he isn’t one of the prettiest men I’ve ever seen. skepsipol replied to your post: The Hangover:...

The Hangover: Part II

hahahahaha, a monkey. Whaaat? hahahahaha, his head was shaved! hahahahaha, he got a silly face tattoo! hahahahaha, Bradley Cooper is handsome. I guarantee you that if you were to watch this movie outside of a theater, it would be weird, and the theater security would be all: “Hey man, get inside the theater. How did you get the projection outside of our theater?” But I can...

Anamanaguchi: bros who are just tryin 2 rave &...

Bro, thats called a rash.

bestrooftalkever: thejuanreyes doing an...

bryanthephotogeek asked: Dammit Juan, my voice wouldn't compete with the sexiness that is yours T_T

Anonymous asked: Dear Juan,

I'm anonymous because I'm shy, and probably way too young for you (17). anyways. Your voice didn't sound the way I thought it would, but nonetheless, it was nice. The Seth Rogen impersonation was hilarious. It was fantastic. I followed you originally because you're cute, but then I learned you post cool stuff. So that's a plus. your voice is...

galaxyeater-deactivated20130422 asked: Post a video. So I can hear your perfect voice coming out from your handsome face, and then realize how madly in love with you I am, and visit you in New York, and then you can tell me how far out of my league you are, to my face.

I'm going to go listen to your voice again and try to contain the shudders of delight that it induces.

(MAKE A VIDEO POST. BITCHES...

Anonymous asked: your pixel art is good. your voice is sexy and your seth rogen impression is good. get. in. my. pants.

aldoavr asked: umm i didnt know Seth lived with you, or your impression was DEAD ON. i miss your voice <33

seekagreatperhaps asked: Dang it, Juan, your voice is too damn sexy.
Seriously.
I'm just gonna go... listen to it again.

Anonymous asked: Nice pears joke. you should do more of those.