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New tumblr feature: $20 for a piece of virtual duct tape that replaces the radar and all of your tracked tags with your own stupid black and white photography and no one can see their followers or other posts unless you give me $10,000 and a helicopter you piece of shit I told you this would happen don’t tell the police or I’ll hurt everyone.
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Can’t believe some of you are paying $5 for these stupid-ass, annoying fucking pins.
It’s a push-pin.
And you’re buying a virtual one.
You can buy like 100 real ones for $5, what’s your problem.
I have yet to see a pinned post that didn’t make me think “Oh, that would have been just as effective without one”
I just ignored about $30 worth of...
Meanwhile,
Juan: I'm having some women problems these days.
Me: We all have bad luck sometimes.
Rashad : I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Watch
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lizdexia replied to your quote: “Oh my god I can’t tell if this girl doesn’t like…
@juanreyes4realz is open
NOT ANYMORE
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“Oh my god I can’t tell if this girl doesn’t like a Pixar movie, or...”
– don’t follow me on twitter.
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Oh of course it’s gone now. MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. THAT’S FINE.
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Am I suddenly on Pinterest?
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i'm twelve years old
burningbrooklynbridges:
every time someone writes SCOTUS i read scrotum so really your point is lost already.
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nataliehall replied to your post: thejuanreyes I just messaged you, and this is…
it didn’t end with maybe. couldnt even go all the way with what you started could you tumblr bot.
Right? Maybe then I would have fallen for it’s trap. Also, the REAL tumblrbot speaks only in all caps. More like tumblrnot LMAO I’M SO CLEVER
Anonymous asked: thejuanreyes I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
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rhymeswithnothing replied to your post: oh, juan. (i almost called you ron. LOL) but no.. your beard was what attracted me to you. i likes me a bearded man.
did you ever get around to feeling unsick
Yes! Thank you! I’ve been feeling better, gradually, over the past few hours. I almost don’t even feel dizzy! And I had some frozen yogurt! :D
Anonymous asked: oh, juan. (i almost called you ron. LOL) but no.. your beard was what attracted me to you. i likes me a bearded man.
Anonymous asked: i still can't remember what that dream was about.. but it had something to do with your beard...
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Anonymous asked: I really hope you finish the drawing of Vondell I like how it's developing
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If I die tonight (which it kinda feels like)
Just tell everyone to look at my /drawering tag.
It’s all I had.
Goodnight.
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Lil Whine
aka Queasy F Baby
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If someone could come over here and fix me that would be great.
I feel so sick out of nowhere ugh.
I overuse emoticons but I really feel like :( right now.
My stomach hurts, I’m dizzy, weak, my head is pounding. Did I mention that I’m exceptionally dizzy? And like, jittery too? Just, weird.
Ughhhhh.
And then, you know me, good ol’ Juan “Hispanic attack” Reyes,...
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got reblogged about 300 times today (out of nowhere) and the notifications keep cloggin’ up my dashboard.
I keep thinking it’s something I made, people appreciating MEE, but of course not. I am not having fun yet.
