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rashadsays:

Juan my love, I am currently under the influence of NyQuil (what else is new?), and fear I will not make it till the break of dawn. Or midnight. With that said, I refuse to wish you a premature feliz cumpleaños (there’s a sexual innuendo somewhere in there). So. Enjoy your last few minutes of not being able to do what we’ve done together, on multiple occasions, legally. There’s a sexual innuendo in there too. I love you long time and will properly address this matter in the morning. J. Cole voice. Good night, sweet prince. 

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Whenever THEJUANREYES compliments me or says anything nice to me I feel like my forehead has been kissed by a chubby bearded angel

hella-chunky:

okay i need to calm down~

I’m just so happy :’)

This is the best thing anyone’s ever said about me. 

hannahletourneau:

eyebranches:

farmingfailures:  those who leave manhattan on the weekends to hide out in their suburban backyards.

farmingfailure 4 lyfe
.gifs of people I know! 

hannahletourneau:

eyebranches:

farmingfailures:  those who leave manhattan on the weekends to hide out in their suburban backyards.

farmingfailure 4 lyfe

.gifs of people I know! 

sirmitchell:

My wife Lauren is having a huge bummer of a day, so I made this portrait of me as Finn and her as Princess Bubblegum to try and cheer her up. We’re both HUGE fans of Adventure Time. 

Mike the human: perfect husband. 

sirmitchell:

My wife Lauren is having a huge bummer of a day, so I made this portrait of me as Finn and her as Princess Bubblegum to try and cheer her up. We’re both HUGE fans of Adventure Time. 

Mike the human: perfect husband. 

notveryraven:

:(

Pffftchhhtchhftchhh 
mischievous Grinch.gif

notveryraven:

:(

Pffftchhhtchhftchhh 

mischievous Grinch.gif

@dandyxands and @Spoken_Nerd need to stop complimenting my hairdo, they’re making it blush. 

@dandyxands and @Spoken_Nerd need to stop complimenting my hairdo, they’re making it blush. 

Thanks, internet (again)

I showed my mom the replies and happy birthdays and (although not too many here) She really loved them. And the tweets and wall posts too and reddit comments. In her usual fashion, she started to tear up. So yeah. Too far, lady. 

Thanks a lot guys. She was (almost too) grateful, and really, genuinely loved it :] Which of course, made me super happy. 

You can still do it throughout the day, you know you’ll make the lady who birthed me smile, so no reason to be shy ;)