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Oh, I thought it was because I was pretty prominent on myspace at that time, I guess it’s because my fictional namesake became popular at that time too.
Whatever. At least I’m real. 

Oh, I thought it was because I was pretty prominent on myspace at that time, I guess it’s because my fictional namesake became popular at that time too.

Whatever. At least I’m real. 

Google, you adorable bastards. 
Stop being so cute. Look at this!
If only everyone saw it when they went to Google today. That would be nice. 

Google, you adorable bastards. 

Stop being so cute. Look at this!

If only everyone saw it when they went to Google today. That would be nice. 

Google instant

you get results AS YOU TYPE THEM now.

It doesn’t even make sense. Think of all the 2-3 second intervals that could have been saved if you didn’t have to press the return key before! Weeks of my life could have been saved. 

Thank god you can turn it off, because otherwise it would be the death of “I’m feeling lucky” a function that no one even uses. 

And don’t get me started on this new Google scribe thing, which by the way, has a really good sense of humor, and knows theme songs

In case you couldn’t see that awfully shrunken image, click here

(just sayin’) 

I hate to get all "tumblr" on you guys, but FUCK YEAH.

I literally am more important than my shit-head, stupid, hansome fictional soap opera namesake now (played by Eduardo Yáñez)

This has been plaguing me for a long time, and really, my tumblr should be higher than the second page, but whatever: twitter’s fine. 

“Of all the Juan Reyes’ on the internet, I am officially the Juan Reyesiest” 

I seriously thought that after rediscovering this. 

So Google’s letting you change your background image now, eh? 
Well I did. And now my Google image is literally a Quinquagintacentillion times sexier than blank whiteness. 

So Google’s letting you change your background image now, eh? 

Well I did. And now my Google image is literally a Quinquagintacentillion times sexier than blank whiteness. 

OH MY SWEET PAC-MAN

Google literally granted my wish

Thank you for this Google.

Whilst googling my intro to drawing* teacher from last semester I stumbled upon some of her work. It’s breathtaking. Google is way too powerful, but I like it. A lot. If I had money, I’d totally buy this. 

* Intro to drawing? Yes, Even though I was a Fine Arts Major for four years, and at least an hour a day of drawing for my entire high school career sounds like enough to let you move on to an advanced drawing class in college, It’s not. haha 

Whilst googling my intro to drawing* teacher from last semester I stumbled upon some of her work. It’s breathtaking. Google is way too powerful, but I like it. A lot. If I had money, I’d totally buy this. 

* Intro to drawing? Yes, Even though I was a Fine Arts Major for four years, and at least an hour a day of drawing for my entire high school career sounds like enough to let you move on to an advanced drawing class in college, It’s not. haha