She’s got like the perfect pussy, he says. It’s like putting your dick in a hot mango
21 year old aspiring artist in NYC who hates website bios
Posted 5 months ago
She’s got like the perfect pussy, he says. It’s like putting your dick in a hot mango
Posted 5 months ago
via theonlymagicleftisart
Posted 8 months ago
Posted 10 months ago
Look how happy I used to be. Last week, when my weird-ass chubby face was all scruffed.
My NEW barber and I speak the same language, and yet he doesn’t understand either.
I don’t want to have the facial hair of someone who enjoys professional wrestling.
Posted 1 year ago
via kimpertinence
Posted 2 years ago
Okay, don’t mind my friends, don’t pay attention to the (hilariously named) “Champion’s club” area of Citi field, don’t even look at the blurry ghost people behind us, I want you to look past EVERYTHING in this picture, except for the size of my hands paws.
By now you should all be used to my (almost unnaturally) large head, but I don’t think you guys have seen my mickey mouse gloves hands that much.