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She’s got like the perfect pussy, he says. It’s like putting your dick in a hot mango
Decided to flip through a book I got my mom. Regret it a little bit.
claytoncubitt:

Instagram’s suicide note. (link)

claytoncubitt:

Instagram’s suicide note. (link)

This Rihanna (@badgalriri) sketch isn’t going as well as planned BUT MAYBE IT WILL GET BETTER

This Rihanna (@badgalriri) sketch isn’t going as well as planned BUT MAYBE IT WILL GET BETTER

If you’ve followed me long enough you’ll know that the nose is my favorite part of the face/thing to draw. So here’s an eye study ‘cuz I feel like I skip the windows to the soul a little too often in my doodles. 
Arguably fun-fact: the model for this eye was Liam Hemsworth 

If you’ve followed me long enough you’ll know that the nose is my favorite part of the face/thing to draw. So here’s an eye study ‘cuz I feel like I skip the windows to the soul a little too often in my doodles. 

Arguably fun-fact: the model for this eye was Liam Hemsworth 

Look how happy I used to be. Last week, when my weird-ass chubby face was all scruffed. 

My NEW barber and I speak the same language, and yet he doesn’t understand either. 

I don’t want to have the facial hair of someone who enjoys professional wrestling. 

kimpertinence:

district07:

-Stay with me.
-Always

It’s nice to see YOUR watermark on MY artwork. :|

Right on top of your signature. Classy. 

kimpertinence:

district07:

-Stay with me.

-Always

It’s nice to see YOUR watermark on MY artwork. :|

Right on top of your signature. Classy. 

Okay, don’t mind my friends, don’t pay attention to the (hilariously named) “Champion’s club” area of Citi field, don’t even look at the blurry ghost people behind us, I want you to look past EVERYTHING in this picture, except for the size of my hands paws.
By now you should all be used to my (almost unnaturally) large head, but I don’t think you guys have seen my mickey mouse gloves hands that much. 

Okay, don’t mind my friends, don’t pay attention to the (hilariously named) “Champion’s club” area of Citi field, don’t even look at the blurry ghost people behind us, I want you to look past EVERYTHING in this picture, except for the size of my hands paws.

By now you should all be used to my (almost unnaturally) large head, but I don’t think you guys have seen my mickey mouse gloves hands that much.