The Juan Reyes

my non-existent girlfriend will really appreciate this when I don’t buy it for her because I’m broke. 

But she knows that it’s the thought that counts.

after all, she too, is a thought. 

Morning Lesson: Stay off of Etsy, Juan. 

thedailywhat:

Buy This: iPhone App Chocolates from Etsy seller iChocolates.

Organic, handmade gourmet chocolates with familiar iPhone app icons stamped on using patented “Chocographics” technology (I shit you not).

20 chocolates per box, 4 flavors per assortment. Made to order. $46.44.

[likecool.]

Another thing I would like to buy my imaginary nerdy girlfriend who is also really nice and funny and attractive. 

owltastic:

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