Imagine this conversation in Spanish
- Dad: Wow, it's true: He really cut your hair short
- Me: I told you so
- Dad: That son of a bitch! he cut off your goatee!
- Me: I know! That's my thing...
- Dad: You know what's good for that?
- Me: No, what: time?
- Dad: No, Semen. Get some Rooster semen.
- [Then he leaves the room]