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Imagine this conversation in Spanish

  • Dad: Wow, it's true: He really cut your hair short
  • Me: I told you so
  • Dad: That son of a bitch! he cut off your goatee!
  • Me: I know! That's my thing...
  • Dad: You know what's good for that?
  • Me: No, what: time?
  • Dad: No, Semen. Get some Rooster semen.
  • [Then he leaves the room]