21 year old aspiring artist in NYC who hates website bios
Priscilla and Mark - 20120519
Daaaayum, Noah Kalina shot the Zuck wedding! Wonder if he got paid in stock.
Is there any way to make MZ look like he doesn’t have a hairbrush in his ass?
Someone please make one of those ridiculous party posters with an unnecessary bikini-clad woman and lots of colors to this group of text and send it to me:
PRE-HURRICANE “COME AT ME BRO/TAPE YA WINDOWS” BARBECUE BASH!!! LADIES FREE ‘TILL SUNDAY NIGHT!! BRING A FLASHLIGHT AND GET A FREE HURRICANE COCKTAIL!! NO SNEAKERS, NO HATS, BECAUSE THEY COULD BECOME PROJECTILES IN THE 100 MPH WIND. DJ FEMA ON THE (CATEGORY) ONES AND TWOS ALL NIGHT. CALL 311 FOR YOUR LOCAL EVACUATION CENTERS AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!