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If you were to look through my webcam album, you’d think I was slowly preparing to do a really sad one-man adventure time play,

and you’d be right. 

(not really but think about it)

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 
No?
You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.  

Have you ever genuinely considered wearing a novelty hat outside of where you live? 

No?

You’re probably not as flippin’ tough as I am.  

It is muh’fuckin’ 46 degrees out here, homie. Where did that come from?
Oh, and you are mistaken if you don’t think I am seriously considering wearing this incredibly warm novelty hat outside today. 

It is muh’fuckin’ 46 degrees out here, homie. Where did that come from?

Oh, and you are mistaken if you don’t think I am seriously considering wearing this incredibly warm novelty hat outside today. 

A week ago, mild-mannered police officer Juan Reyes was just your run of the mill, average-joe. But after a life changing accident in the Johnson & Johnson baby lotion factory, where he fell into a pit of sweet smelling chemicals: almost all of his hair and facial hair melted off.

Now, he is forced to live every day as: BABY COP 

in theatres this christmas. 

PS Remind me not to trust my barber if he’s literally consuming alcohol and/or playing instruments in front of me. 

temporarily RIP, quasi-pompadore. 

Yeah, it’s cool dad: just put on my favorite Kermit hat out of nowhere. Get your sweaty Dominican scalp all in it. Just wait until tomorrow. I’m gonna do some weird stuff to your poorboy cap. I mean really weird. 

Yeah, it’s cool dad: just put on my favorite Kermit hat out of nowhere. Get your sweaty Dominican scalp all in it. Just wait until tomorrow. I’m gonna do some weird stuff to your poorboy cap. I mean really weird.