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NEW YORK COMIC CON-TEST

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for a chance to win a free 4-day pass to NYCC you ugly slut!! I’ll be there! and I’m okay! 


THE THIRD "O" IS SILENT

So, some DUMB JERKS I know (or, three of my favorite dudes: I haven’t decided yet) have started this internet-website-page or something called “KABOOOOOM.COM.”

Personally, I don’t agree with starting a website because I know this whole internet thing is just a fad. But, they went ahead and did it anyway, without my blessing. Big mistake. 

I don’t know what it is, it’s like, about Comic books, Video Games, Movies, and Collectibles, or something. Also a bunch of dumb children’s things that literally no one, especially in this day and age, is interested in. These guys, bless their hearts, are not as determined or smart as I am, and they actually went through with this project. I would have never done something as lame. I mean, it’s not my thing, but maybe you guys have some little sisters interested in whatever a comics com is or whatever. 

They also have a Bobcats apparently? From what I’ve heard it has healing powers. 

I actually watched this idea-baby hatch from the brains-egg that it was just a few months ago firsthand. Whatever the opposite of pride is, I feel that towards them. It’s a damned shame how cool some people might think it is. 

Anyway this is just a warning. DO NOT go to the website and DO NOT follow it on twitter or listen to the bobcat, or whatever. Avoid it all costs. You’ll be doing yourself/me a huge favor. 

therealdavidvegareally:

My Han Solo/Boba Fett watch container.
I wish I knew where said watch was though.

Basically twins. 

therealdavidvegareally:

My Han Solo/Boba Fett watch container.

I wish I knew where said watch was though.

Basically twins. 

This is my first package from ThinkGeek! It got here reasonably fast, and it came with a very nice catalog. As you can see, I have a thing for the Stay Puft man. Probably because we’re the same person, basically. 

Anyway, they’re incredibly delicious, and the caffeine makes it so intense. Yes, intense. I just used that adjective to describe a marshmallow. I don’t know if it’s because of the hot UPS truck they came out of, but they’re amazingly soft and melty. Oh, and the box feels so soft. when I finish the little sugar clouds off, I’m definitely keeping it as an insane pencil-case or something.

on a much sadder note, I cannot find this shirt from months ago when my ducktail was so nice and tall. 

I don’t need to tell you what this will be when it’s done.
I hope.

I don’t need to tell you what this will be when it’s done.

I hope.

So uh, Attack of the show is in Hawaii. Olivia Munn in a bikini eh?
I think the fact that I’m wearing a ninja turtles shirt, while scratching my unkempt beard and the fact that there’s both a Chewbacca toy, and a “stay Puft Marshmallow man” on my desk pretty much sums up how much of a nerdgasm I’m having right now. The Dominican inner-monologue running through my head keeps biting it’s lip and saying “El Diablo… Pero que Mujeron”  
P.S Olivia, answer my calls. You know you love me, Remember when you CLEARLY PROFESSED YOUR LOVE TO ME?
yeah, exactly. Love you too. 

So uh, Attack of the show is in Hawaii. Olivia Munn in a bikini eh?

I think the fact that I’m wearing a ninja turtles shirt, while scratching my unkempt beard and the fact that there’s both a Chewbacca toy, and a “stay Puft Marshmallow man” on my desk pretty much sums up how much of a nerdgasm I’m having right now. The Dominican inner-monologue running through my head keeps biting it’s lip and saying “El Diablo… Pero que Mujeron”  

P.S Olivia, answer my calls. You know you love me, Remember when you CLEARLY PROFESSED YOUR LOVE TO ME?

yeah, exactly. Love you too. 

I don't like to think of myself as an "FML" kind of guy, but I digress:

Olivia Munn was in one of the places I spend a lot of time in outside of my house today. For a long period time. Doing nice things. 

I’m crying on the inside. And a little on the outside.