Sexy ladies dressed as nurses should come to my house, pronto. Also yeah, sure I’m in some pretty gnarly pain right now, but mostly: I’M SUPER TOUGH.
HOPE THE VAN’S ALRIGHT.
Okay, I’m downplaying how much my insides and back and chest hurt. But I’m on some muscle relaxers right now so maybe that’s it! Anyway, tomorrow’s gonna suck. Hard.
And thanks for your well wishes guys! I’m mostly okay. I posted from my phone in the ambulance, but I love the idea that for a split second someone might have thought I just whipped out a laptop and logged in to tumblr or something.
The lady came out and everything, she was very nice about it.
Also, big thanks to my guardian angel Scott Pilgrim for keeping me safe. Amen.