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Oh my god I can’t tell if this girl doesn’t like a Pixar movie, or has lost use of her legs. All she posted was “I can’t stand UP”
don’t follow me on twitter. 
Am I edgy yet?

Am I edgy yet?

Guys I’m sorry I’m so sexy and I can’t control it.

I tweeted this earlier: 

Really though, as if it wasn’t obvious: I felt like shit. As usual, the sarcasm left an oily grime on my keyboard that just won’t come off. 

Then someone tweeted this at me: 


 

Apparently, hottwittz.com collects the tweets of people who claim that they are sexy, posts it alongside their profile pictures, and lets people vote on whether or not they’re "SEXY! :(" or "NOPE, NOT SEXY ♥" 

16:2 is not that bad, but I’m wearing a Doctor Who shirt, and everyone knows the Tardis is the sexiest blue box. So, since this really has nothing to do with me, all it did was confuse me and make me really want to eat flan. 


I’m on the block like street meatCall me Dwight Schrute the way that I eat beats

This made me happy
On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: 


Four calling birds

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: 

Four calling birds

@dandyxands and @Spoken_Nerd need to stop complimenting my hairdo, they’re making it blush. 

@dandyxands and @Spoken_Nerd need to stop complimenting my hairdo, they’re making it blush. 

Thanks, internet (again)

I showed my mom the replies and happy birthdays and (although not too many here) She really loved them. And the tweets and wall posts too and reddit comments. In her usual fashion, she started to tear up. So yeah. Too far, lady. 

Thanks a lot guys. She was (almost too) grateful, and really, genuinely loved it :] Which of course, made me super happy. 

You can still do it throughout the day, you know you’ll make the lady who birthed me smile, so no reason to be shy ;)