Oh my god I can’t tell if this girl doesn’t like a Pixar movie, or has lost use of her legs. All she posted was “I can’t stand UP
don’t follow me on twitter.
Am I edgy yet?
21 year old aspiring artist in NYC who hates website bios
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Guys I’m sorry I’m so sexy and I can’t control it.
I tweeted this earlier: 
Really though, as if it wasn’t obvious: I felt like shit. As usual, the sarcasm left an oily grime on my keyboard that just won’t come off.
Then someone tweeted this at me:
Apparently, hottwittz.com collects the tweets of people who claim that they are sexy, posts it alongside their profile pictures, and lets people vote on whether or not they’re “SEXY! :(” or “NOPE, NOT SEXY ♥”
16:2 is not that bad, but I’m wearing a Doctor Who shirt, and everyone knows the Tardis is the sexiest blue box. So, since this really has nothing to do with me, all it did was confuse me and make me really want to eat flan.
On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four calling birds
Thanks, internet (again)
I showed my mom the replies and happy birthdays and (although not too many here) She really loved them. And the tweets and wall posts too and reddit comments. In her usual fashion, she started to tear up. So yeah. Too far, lady.
Thanks a lot guys. She was (almost too) grateful, and really, genuinely loved it :] Which of course, made me super happy.
You can still do it throughout the day, you know you’ll make the lady who birthed me smile, so no reason to be shy ;)
